

Dear A Light Sleeper,
Because you always wake me up when i finally get to sleep
so i thought it was time for pay back
Sadly i can’t check you to see if you have any new messages, but im guessing you don’t
See you tonight,
Your Phone
Dear Voiceless Fool,
I left you because i didn’t want to catch your cold
when you’re cured we can talk
Sincerely,
Your Voice
Dear Doki,
Because I was the only charger and i needed friends
Sincerely 3DS Charger
Dear girl
Because right shoe is an ass and you always take him off first
Sincerely your left shoe
Dear Girl Who Hates Stuffing Things Inside Me,
Because mac hasn’t made the iPack yet
Sincerely Suitcase
Dear user,
Twitter has that stupid “140 or less” rule
Facebook has that stupid “like” gimick
I have to have SOMETHING unique
and i think unnecessary enters are unnecessary
Sincerely,
TumblrAskBox
Dear owner,
Have you ever been contained in a small un-breathable binding?
yeah we didn’t think so either
Sincerly,
Your boobs
Fill my ask with questions for items or other inanimate things
such as:
“Dear left sock,
why can i never find you
Sincerely,
Frequent laundromat user”
and i will reply with quircky comments from that thing
Enjoy, tell your friends