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Anonymous asked: Dear Lord, Can I be the Easter bunny? Sincerely, Little bunny

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Anonymous asked: Dear phone, why do you always go off right when I'm about to fall asleep? Love , A light sleeper

Dear A Light Sleeper,

Because you always wake me up when i finally get to sleep
so i thought it was time for pay back

Sadly i can’t check you to see if you have any new messages, but im guessing you don’t

See you tonight,
Your Phone

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Anonymous asked: Dear Voice, You appear to have been gone due to a cold the past week, I miss you why did you leave me? Love, A Voiceless Fool

Dear Voiceless Fool,

I left you because i didn’t want to catch your cold
when you’re cured we can talk

Sincerely,
Your Voice

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dokiankoku asked: Dear 3DS charger, Why do you always reappear when I buy a new one? Love, Doki

Dear Doki,

Because I was the only charger and i needed friends

Sincerely 3DS Charger

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jensenskaggles asked: Dear left shoe, why is it that you disappear only when I desperately need to find you? Sincerely, girl sans left shoe.

Dear girl

Because right shoe is an ass and you always take him off first

Sincerely your left shoe

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crazygurl20 asked: Dear suitcase, Why can't you pack yourself? Sincerely The girl who hates stuffing things inside you

Dear Girl Who Hates Stuffing Things Inside Me,

Because mac hasn’t made the iPack yet

Sincerely Suitcase

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crazygurl20 asked: Dear tumblr ask box, why wont you let me hit the enter button?

Dear user,

Twitter has that stupid “140 or less” rule
Facebook has that stupid “like” gimick

I have to have SOMETHING unique
and i think unnecessary enters are unnecessary

Sincerely,
TumblrAskBox

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crazygurl20 asked: Dear boobs, Why do you never stay in my bra?

Dear owner,

Have you ever been contained in a small un-breathable binding?

yeah we didn’t think so either

Sincerly,
Your boobs